First of all.
Tall, blond, strong and hot Nordic Sex God is crazy about being with me! I quote once more, Nordic Sex God.... Mmm... Any questions ladies?
Obviously I should reject his offer, right?
"Who the fuck is he?", I hear you all ask. Well that is a pretty long story. I'll try and make it short.
Fell in love in an exchange program. Met this hot guy, became great friends, later on, we felt strange and random attraction for each other. Hugged in the most perfect way possible, made out and it felt like heaven. He left home some days after that, he couldn't stay, and no, we didn't have sex... And yes! I know some of you were asking that question.
Two long years have passed by. Still have feelings for him, not easy to get ride of perfection or what felt like total bliss. He... well... he is a man-whore, that's for sure, he probably fucks anything that moves, except for me. Don't get him wrong though, he is just being a guy, that's kind of what guys do.
Me? Me, you ask? Well I'm like some weird version of a damsel waiting for his knight to come. And damn my knight is not your typical prince charming, I can say that for sure. He is passing through a big phase in his life, that I'd like to call "very fucked up". Not gonna say all the crazy things he has done or does... Not anyone's business, but yeah, this dude has made it impossible... I repeat... IMPOSSIBLE! to make our happy ending come true.
OK! maybe not impossible, I could become superwoman, right?... I can just magically become rich and fix all the possible problems... Yeah! of course I can!... life is just that easy...
God is being mean... Should tell on him with Mary, 'cause maybe she has a good idea of what to do.
I'm more like his mother than the love of his life, seriously. I mean, I don't know how, but I end up feeling like a mom around him all the time!... And I'm totally not gonna explain the whole stepmother thing! that is really mind blowing... not everyday you are literally asked to be a stepmother when your barely even an adult. Still, I'm pretty sure I'd be one hell of a stepmother... I'd be awesome! for sure!... and yes, I am laughing at how retarded I sound.
God... how do u say "no" to a Nordic Sex God? I can't even look at him without wanting to ripe my clothes off. And no, I don't want any comments about me ripping off my clothes.
Its incredible... meaning him and all his "himselfness"... everything, almost everything he does or says is completely and absolutely arousing. My blood starts heating up like crazy... He really must be some kind of God... its just not normal that level of attraction, and I'm just talking about when we chat normally. When we talk sex... well, lets just say, nothing, nothing at all could, can or will stop me from having him...
It's very pathetic, me and everything I'm saying... cause he has barely even touched me.
Oh well! Lets see what happens!... All hail the mighty Nordic Sex God!
Keep writing in english, SERIOUSLY.
ResponderEliminarI love it.
I'm still thinking in what you told me before and I'm still not ready to tell you what I really think about all of this. See/speak u later.
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